Well if you haven't already guessed what this post is about by its title then aren't you the clever one.. sarcasm if you didn't already now. Anyway moving on something that isn't sarcastic but many may laugh at at first is height increasing insoles! Okay stopped laughing? Good! They worked for me I tell you... okay i said stop laughing....Right the insoles cost just £10 on the internet.. arrive very quikcly.... meaning in a couple days or two you can by inches taller! It is that easy!